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Is this where I put all the stuff where I write in? I hope so.

Well I am the one who makes all this stuff below what you are reading. I am known as a first-world solutioneer but an entertainer, revolutionary, pianist and little-known Tumblrer.

You can follow this blog if you want, but you are a person who may or may not follow this blog. If you do not, you are a person who will not follow this blog, but if you follow this blog, I will never insult you about your shirt, unless you have a really bad shirt, in which case you deserve to know your shirt sucks, or lack of shirt style thereof.

I will certaintly make fun of hipsters so if you are a hipster you may get offended. Only 92 hipsters were hurt during the making of this blog. Occasionally I will post pictures which I post myself, created mainly and may be amusing to the general population.

The main instrument I play is my mind, because I like how it sounds. I live in the heart, or at the very least the pancrease of a rural isolated town of melbourne, but it's not bad. My dream is to fly to Kansas and raise a goat. No not really, haha. This one time I saw Andrew Hansen in a train station that was old. I'm going to stop typing this so I can eat some fried eggs.

~ Tom

Hipster Haunted Mansion

Me: This house is haunted!
Hipster: Nahh, it's not mainstream.
Me: But the butler said so!
Hipster: This house is haunted, we got to get out of here.
Me: Because the butler said so?
Hipster: Because we don't have a butler.

SEND HELP

Me: I'm trapped in Tumblr!
Hipster: Aren't we all trapped in ourselves?
Me: How does that make sense?
Hipster: I don't know, some obscure meaning, you probably never heard of it.
Me: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!